“I heard his shirt moving. He’s the mafia, he was pointing at the person he wanted to kill”.
“Why would I move? I didn’t move”.
“Man, I could sense your shirt moving, man. Mafia.”
“Dude, how can you sense someone’s shirt moving? I’m not the mafia.”
“Any other nominations for Mafia… no, okay, so who votes to remove Niyantha? Alright, majority. Niyantha is out, and he was the mafia”.
“Ok fine, I did move. But it was only because I didn’t want to kill SD and he wanted to. So I moved my hands around to tell him to kill someone else.”
“Wait, tell who?”
The laughter that ensued was over the top, IMO.