Monday, June 15, 2009

In my sixth semester, I

1) Went for a Jerry Seinfeld stand-up that took place at my college. I bought my ticket late which meant that I had to sit five rows behind my friends in the top most gallery of the auditorium. But it was Seinfeld on stage, and even though I could only see his bald spot from where I was sitting, it was Seinfeld on stage!


2) Drove down the Pacific Coast Highway. Best drive, yet.


3) Scored my first ever 6 in any kind of professional Cricket game. The ball was short, I swiveled and pulled the ball over deep square leg. It's true - you know it's a 6 when you hit it.


4) Went on my first photo walk. One of those rare Friday afternoons when the weather was just perfect and there was no programming to do.


5) Walked 22 blocks at 2 in the morning. That night also involved watching a friend do 'The Stanky Leg' in front of The Texas Capitol. Good fun.


6) Started writing a fortnightly humour column for Nazar called 'India, This Past Fortnight'. Pramod Muthalik and men of his ilk made my job very easy.


7) Sang a song in Spanish in front of my Spanish class. It was set to the tune of 'You Found Me' by The Fray and it was dedicated to my profe, Carlos.


8) Played Carrom after ages and realized soon enough that smack talk works only if you've still got enough game to pocket a few. Blaming the poor quality of the Johnson's Baby Powder, however, is still a good plan B.


9) Finally threw out the futon that I had been using as my bed for the past two years. I found an un-used cell phone, plenty of Crocin and leaves underneath my bed. A good day, overall.


10) Got my very own helium balloon for the first time. I had seen other kids play with helium balloons when I was young, but I finally got my own at the age of 20. It made up for the loss on the Cricket field that day.


11) Spent too much money at Starbucks. Their latte works wonders and the coffee cake is just brilliant. I wonder if my favourite 'Tall Mocha Frappucino - double blended' will one day have the same ring to it as a 'Martini - shaken, not stirred'.


12) Made a Turing award winner wait in line behind me as I washed my hands. There's a sudden thrill when you look up at the mirror and see a Turing award winner standing behind you.


13) Finally had to get glasses. I realized my eye sight was no longer God-like when I was the only person in class who thought that the professor wrote funny.


14) Wrote a song about The Hoa Hoa lady. Hoa Hoa is a restaurant on campus and the pretty lady behind the counter usually never smiles at me or my friend when we order. Yes, we were just as baffled as you are right now. But on one beautiful, wonderful day - a day when birds were chirping and babies were laughing - she smiled at me as I ordered my Green Bean Tofu. And, thus was born 'Oh She Smiled' *


15) Thought it would be a good idea to gift my friend a pair of pink underwear with Muthalik's name on it for her birthday. Standing in line to pay for a pair of pink underwear in the women's section, however, can be a tad awkward. Just a tad.


Other awesome reads:
In my fifth semester, I
In my fourth semester, I
Things I did in my third semester
Things I did in my second semester
Things I did in my first semester



*Might need to be my facebook friend to see the video.

6 comments:

chutney said...

Is that the song which goes lost and insecure, you found me?
wow, that must be some professor.

Coconut Chutney said...

ohh, my mistake. just realized i misread. it was the tune, and not the translation, riiight.
so what did you sing about?

Anonymous said...

This semester seems to be more eventful than all your previous semesters. Tall mocha frappuchino- double blended is one day going to be replaced by martini- shaken, not stirred eh! Well, you are becoming suave.
Amas

neon said...

@chutney,

The song was titled 'encontre carlos' and the lyrics were inside jokes about the teacher. I had a couple of girls singing alongside me, so that kinda helped make it listen-able.

@amas,

hehe

vanilla fierce said...

glasses! hahahahahahaha! :D

Kaushik said...

"you know it's a 6 when you hit it"
Yes, because after hitting the shot, if you think (succeeded by know) it's a six, it's either a six or it's out. If it IS, then you're right in "knowing". If it's out, then it's not a six which means that you're still right in "knowing" whenever it is a six and hence, your hit ratio still remains in tact. :D