Saturday, December 23, 2006

Things I did in my first semester of college...

1. Dropped the first class that I took.

2. Went to the University Health Services everyday for two and a half weeks thanks to a staff infection.

3. Stayed in my room and missed lunch because I thought that I lost my key. I found it inside my wallet later that day.

4. Spilt Corn Flakes and milk on my bed a total of 6 times.

5. Cut my lip with a Gillette Mach 3. It hurt.

6. Bought pop-corn at the movies before finding out how much it cost. My wallet became lighter by $5.

7. Bought Maxim magazine (it was for a Sociology paper) at a really posh book store. I loitered around looking to buy another book so that I wouldn't look like a perv, but couldn't find any that would fit under my budget.

8. Woke up at 2:45 am to watch India play Australia in the Champions trophy.

9. Bombed my first ever exam in college.

10. Dropped a 1000 page Math book on my foot.

11. Walked in sub-zero degree (in Celsius, of course) temperature for the first time in my life.

12. Ate the same sandwich (wheat bread with tomatoes, lettuce and cucumber) so many times that I just had to turn up at the sandwich line to get what I wanted. I didn't even have to say 'the usual'. I really wanted to though.

13. Completed my one year anniversary of not having used a comb to comb my hair.

14. Ran in my slippers to catch a bus to the airport (reached the bus stand in record time, I might add). Bus arrived 15 minutes after I did.

15. Got into a club when I was still 17. I attribute this accomplishment to my charm and charisma...others might attribute it to the bouncer's stupidity.

10 comments:

Juggernought said...

Junior,

You forgot (16)Turned 18!

And that's not fair, I've studied sociology for one and a half years, and have never read a porn magazine(for a course) to date!

And what class did you drop?I'm guessing it's physics.

I personally loved point no.12.

I cannot get over point 13!!Only guys can pull this off.

svblj said...

since when hav u been using mach 3 ..... really hilarious ...anyways when r u comin to india ???

Niyantha said...

@juggernought,
I actually dropped my CS class. Took a less advanced one after dropping tht. I didnt drop Physics, managed to stick with it for the entire semester! And about point 13, only some guys can pull that off :)

Niyantha said...

I've been using Mach 3 for quite some time, like 5 months...coming to chennai only in the summer

Ramanujam said...

Too funny man....
BTW what has maxim got to do with sociology....jus for curiosity sake!
14 was hilarious and
13-*weird*

Neon said...

Well we needed to use an advertisement that shows women in a provocative or seductive manner for that sociology assignment

Ghost Particle said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR BRO!

Neon said...

Happy new year to u too

Anonymous said...

hey wat hppnd to ur traditional chapathi and sambhar???

Niyantha said...

N/A at the cafeteria :)