Sometimes people can be so stupid. A few days ago, a fight broke out between my mom and two idiots who live in our adjacent road. The reason for the fight- a dustbin. Yes, a green Onyx dustbin,. The Onyx dustbin was placed in front of the compound wall of our house, right next to a tree. So, in the night, people tend to let loose aka urinate in the area behind the dustbin aka our compound wall. Now this happens to be a troubling problem because urine does not have a very pleasant fragrance. I have absolutely no respect for these miscreants because they quite plainly suck and I would strike them in their areas aka you-know-what if they weren’t bigger or stronger than me. Due to my inability to ward off the urinating dimwits, my mom pushed the dustbin a little farther away from tree hoping that this would stop people from ruining the smell of fresh air or rather the smell of the already polluted air.
This move of my mother’s received strong protest from the doctor opposite our house. I have never really liked that fellow and this time he proved himself to be an egoistic buffoon with the brain power of a smelly donkey. He claimed that the dustbin should not be pushed because he did not want to see it when he came out of his house. Now, that is what you call an argument. This was not said in a polite way, no it was quite the opposite of that. He made sure that his loud and stupid voice was heard all around the neighbourhood. He was also supported by the self-elected colony president who is also an equally enormous git. This guy actually plucked out the plants that had been planted in front of the tree and pushed the dustbin back to its original position. I seriously do not understand the problems of these idiots. So what if you see the dustbin when you walk out of the house and what the hell is the #$^%& problem of the colony president? Excuses like dustbins should be placed only at the corners of each road or my car will not be able to turn if the dustbin is 2 inches to the left of the tree is just grrrr!! I was unfortunate to not have seen these guys talk because I would have loved to say something incredibly weird to confuse them (though you could say 2+2=4 and that would confuse them). The awesome part was when the the doctor dude said, “Enna logic paesara?(What, you talking logic?)”. Heh, I wish someone urinated on him.