Monday, February 28, 2005
No one is going to believe what I saw today. My PT teachers were pretty bored and so they called this fourth standard kid and started testing his unique ability. If you tell him a date he will tell you the day. It was amazing. This kid took probably three seconds to calculate everything in his head and tell the answer. The PT teachers asked him date after date after date and he was right every time. Soon he got bored. But they didn't. They kept asking him and he kept answering them. For a moment I thought that I had cracked his trick. I thought that if you add all the numbers like in 10.1.2005, 10+1+2+5=18=1+8=9. There are seven days in a week and so it would be a tuesday. Sadly I was wrong. I had to evacuate the area immediately since the PT masters did not appreciate me questioning the kid's intelligence. Well whatever. Pretty interesting day,huh.
Saturday, February 26, 2005
Yes, I figured out that the salt that I had for my Chemistry Practicals Exam yesterday was Zinc Sulphate. Yay! I had to make iodoform crystals too but unfortunately all that I got was some yellowish semi solid stuff. As my friend commented, "It looks like shit". Thanks for that Niru. Well anyway everyone got their preparations to end up as yellow or blue shit (Blue for all those who had to make copper). So the teacher took pity pity on us and gave us full marks for our wonderful work. Well, tomorrow I have my physics practical exam and I have to study for that. So bye.
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
I would like to share with all of you, an incident that happened yesterday. So here are the details of that incident brought to you in Dolby Surround Sound.
Time-11:30 AM; Day-Yesterday; Place- The Physics Lab.
I first saw it when I walked over to the table occupied by a person known for his intellectual supremacy. This guy is so brainy, its not even funny. There it was lying on the table completely unaware of the mindcrunching calculations being performed around it. It had no idea that the guy who thinks that trigonometry is fun was standing next to it and he was also talking to himself. He was just about to find the logarithmic value of 373 ("373 is an amazing number; It is just so refined and clean like a pair of white socks; If ever I wanted to gay with a number it would be 373" This was what the guy was saying to himself.) when I intervened. I was shocked to see that no one was paying any attention to this man-made marvel. It was a ... calculator which had an inbuilt game. I'm not lying. I lifted the calculator. Everyones gaze fell on me and the calculator. I pressed the ON button. No response. I became nervous. I punched the key again. No response. "Don't bail out on me", I shouted. The guy with an IQ of 180 looked at me and said "It doesn't work". He then looked at the number 373 in his book and giggled. I am devastated. Life has lost its meaning. I had a vision, to lead our nation into the calculator era. The vision has been shattered, broken into tiny pieces and eaten by the brainy guy. Ive gotta go. Sob!!
Friday, February 18, 2005
Ever had any questions about life? Well my friend Monk sums it up in a nutshell. Visit his blog at www.everythingandlife.blogspot.com You've got commentz on life send im in to at firstname.lastname@example.org Please feel free to voice ur opinionz. After all, life is wife with a w.
Monday, February 14, 2005
Sunday, February 13, 2005
So exams are up in a few days and im wasting my time blogging or whatever you call it. Just finished seeing the eight season finale of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Why did Joey show her the ring, I have no idea. The episode ends stupidly. Anyway why cant Joey tell her that its a mistake. Cos he's a stupid. Well, im pissed. Gotta go.